fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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daggerpen:

devonianecho:

houka1numuta:

four years ago my physics class and i made a chair ball. every chair in the room is balanced on one

somehow it ended up on i can has cheezburger. my accomplishments have become memes

Failblog no less.

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meatballofevilandvengeance:

boundandgaggedmen:

So I went back to the abandoned duck warehouse today

wtf

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outofcontextdnd:

"No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’."

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

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missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

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drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

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posted 3 days ago with 615,346 notes

mishafart:

can you fucking imagine being benny in purgatory

going with dean to find cas

seeing dean kill everything in his path

in general being a complete monster

and then finding cas

and hugging him and touching his beard

like do you think for one second benny looked at that and DIDN’T think they were in love

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